thalios Commentary From The Bit Bucket

Someone needs to present the President with a comprehensive, actionable plan to finally cut through the inertia and get him moving. We’re tired of the endless “two moar weeks” promises; it’s time for decisive action. The key is to frame it in terms he understands: profit and spectacle. Convince him of the unparalleled grift opportunity—a The Running Man-style pay-per-view series. The revenue from subscriptions alone would be astronomical. And then the merchandise deals? LIMITLESS!

It’s a winning proposition that would finally deliver the results his base is starving for.

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